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Joke of the Day

"Why was Simba's dad killed by the pride? Because he didn't mufasa."

"There was a fire at the local university. It was a smoke-free campus, so everyone present was arrested."

"If Trump dies in office he won't even admit it. He'll keep tweeting from the grave: ""VERY dishonest coroner's report says I died. Sad!"""

"4 out of 5 dentists agree that pursuing dentistry was a mistake."

"It's a shame push-up bras don't work on IQs."

"To the first person who took their picture with their phone at the bathroom mirror, you are a pioneer. We salute you."

"A new survey shows that 90% of men masturbate in the shower, the other 10% sing. Know what they sing? Yeah, me neither."

"How did the musician catch his fish? He castanet"

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those that understand binary. The eight types that don't give a fuck. And those that expected this to be a ternary repost."

"What's the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy titled 'The World's Top Accountants - Nude!'."