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Joke of the Day
"-1 23 It was delicious."
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"What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian? Hoe Mow"
"I cast a spell on a girl today and it actually worked! I focused in on the girl and said ""Virginus Protectus."" It worked because she walked away with a terrified look on her face."
"What do you call a really handsome potato? A spud."
"You talk when you cease to be at peace with your thoughts."
"9/11 jokes are just... Plane wrong."
"An excaped convict fell out of a polishing machine and landed on a worker. He was struck by a smooth criminal."
"Mom asked, ""Are you going to see the new Michael Moore documentary?"" Wife replied, ""Magic Mike XXL?"""
"I stayed up all night waiting for the sun to rise then it dawned on me"
"So a dyslexic guy walks into a bra."