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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!"
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"As a muslim, I'm sick of the 9/11 jokes because my parentd died too. They just weren't in the buildings."
"She left me 'cause of my obsession with double negatives. Guess she ain't never coming back."
"What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her? You're getting too wrapped up in your work!"
"My Indian colleague asked me if black Friday is some how related to black people, I said yes and its manners to wish them ""Happy Blacks Friday""."
"What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it."
"If a threesome is having sex with three people, and a twosome is having sex with two people... I'm handsome."
"What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim."
"I had sex with my girlfriend while camping once... It was really fucking in tents!"
"Duck Dynasty guy is right-- if we baptize all those ISIS guys, Iraq will be safe because Christians never start wars for bullshit reasons."