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Joke of the Day

"What's the favorite whiskey of Unidan? Jackdaw Niel's"

"I wish i was like my coffee. Rich and strong."

"To the guy that called twice at 4am, here's your score: Used correct numbers (A+) Dialed numbers in correct order (F-)"

"Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party? To find a tight seal"

"Did you hear about that promising new male porn star? His studio described him as ""up and cumming""."

"Is it just me, or are there other people?"

"I Am So Depressed. I Think Suicide Is The Only Answer. If my bitch ex-wife would just commit suicide my life would be so much better."

"What do you call an average guy who's happy? Fake and gay"

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."