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Joke of the Day
"What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt? Still Life."
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"[finds sock with hole in it] *gets angry* [puts sock back in same drawer] *repeats forever*"
"What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll hang around"
"My friend asked me if I wanted to watch Countdown with them ""What's that?"", I replied, ""Dracula's retarded brother?"""
"A man has a sore throat and goes to the doctor... Doctor: ""Your tonsils gotta come out."" Patient: ""I want a second opinion!"" Doctor: ""Okay, I don't like your haircut."""
"I just saw a guy wearing uggs get arrested. Not sure what for, but I'm hoping it was because he was wearing uggs"
"What did the flat iron say to the follicle? Now let me get this straight . . ."
"Slasher films are so unrealistic. Anyone could out run a guy walking with a chainsaw. That's why I train running with a chainsaw."
"saddam hussein is full of shiite."
"Why is there so much segregation today? All Fridays Matter"