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Joke of the Day

"A man has a sore throat and goes to the doctor... Doctor: ""Your tonsils gotta come out."" Patient: ""I want a second opinion!"" Doctor: ""Okay, I don't like your haircut."""

"I call the toilet at work Mrs. Star Trek, because I just Shatner."

"What does a lesbian couple do for fun while they're having their periods? Fingerpaint!"

"It's okay to smoke weed in the rain, but don't in hail"

"Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure... it's called a credit card."

"What do a horny guy and a bad driver have in common? They are both bad at pulling out."

"Where does the thumb meet its type? At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!"

"Fresh Limerick There once was a lad from West Philly Who played basketball and got silly He fought with some brothers Which worried his mother Now he's know as Bel Air's Fresh Prince, Willy"

"Windows 9 Why is there no Windows 9? Cause 7 8 9 7 Ate 9 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

"[diner] ME: I'll have the eggs, please WAITER: how would you like those? ME: painted and hidden for me to find, thank you."