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Joke of the Day

"Neil Armstrong v. Michael Jackson What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong ACTUALLY walked on the moon and Michael Jackson raped children."

"What do you call a nosey pepper? jalapeno business"

"What's the difference between Turkey and Duck? Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide."

"The best part of dating a homeless girl is You can drop her off anywhere."

"These need to be written. Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes? A: A piiig. Q: What goes Oh, Oh, Oh? A: Santa Claus walking backwards."

"-Where is your wife ? -In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little."

"What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat"

"GIRL NEARBY: I'm breaking up with you, Kevin. You don't talk about Pokemon enough. [I sit up straight and frantically try smoothing my hair]"

"The Farmer's New Cock A farmer buys a new young cock. As soon as he gets it home, the cock rushes to Reddit and steals someone else's joke."

"Office Scare Prank"