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Joke of the Day

"I just saw a guy wearing uggs get arrested. Not sure what for, but I'm hoping it was because he was wearing uggs"

"What's black and white and red all over A biracial couple in a knife fight"

"How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ? She should play the lottery too !"

"Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost? He got lost in the maize."

"[Question] Where did that offensive joke post go? I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there."

"Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I'm making... ...then they call me ugly and poor."

"Hey moms! Here's a fun game to play: When your kid gets home from school, be lying on the floor screaming in pain, ""YOU STEPPED ON A CRACK!"""

"What is Beethoven doing these days? Decomposing."

"What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad? A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

"My dad died on 9/11... He was a terrible pilot."