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Joke of the Day
"What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll hang around"
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"What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle? A Finnish line."
"Friend: You know that country song that goes- Me: No."
"Why did the angry jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side"
"What is Jesus' favorite gun? A nail gun I'm going to hell"
"What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage? You may now ""hiss"" the bride."
"Honestly some folk will take offense at anything. I met a bloke with no legs this morning at the Bus Stop. All I asked was ""How you getting on?"""
"I have a joke about California's drought. But it's pretty dry."
"What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends? A Rastapartying"
"[NSFW] I asked my roommate if she would suck my cock after I cleaned it... The dirty cocksucker said no!"