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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram? Memory loss."
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"I gave my son some masturbation advice. ""Slow the fuck down, you're going to rip my cock off."" I told him."
"Txt my wife to ask if the gardener came & how 5yo's 1st day of school was. She txt back ""He's naked on the couch"". I'm afraid to ask who.."
"My Father always said ""You should fight fire with fire"" He didn't last long as a fireman."
"Let's hope no one builds a convenience store inside a volcano because that doesn't seem like it would be convenient at all."
"Ladies, the word for the day is ""legs."" Spread the word."
"I'm neither going to heaven or hell. I'm coming straight back because Hindus believe in reincarnation."
"Mom, I am very worried... Mom, I am very worried, I have lost 3 kg. - But that are great news, You should be very happy. Yeah, Say it to my Colombian *friends*"
"So I was shopping online for antique guns..... and I got to the World War II section. I selected guns of French origin. They were all in mint condition."
"Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job? Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic."