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Joke of the Day

"I'm neither going to heaven or hell. I'm coming straight back because Hindus believe in reincarnation."

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"I bought some rose-scented shampoo the other day.. ..it smells better than real poo."
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"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."
"Just so you know, I am not going to be RTing any more racist jokes. Racism is a crime and crimes are for black people."
"My dreams are like dinosaurs.... All big and dead."
"One thing you always pay full price for is other people's mistakes..."
"Was the summer of '69... Sounds like a great summer Bryan, what year was it?"
"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year, and its own the chimney."