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Joke of the Day
"My Father always said ""You should fight fire with fire"" He didn't last long as a fireman."
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"If you are reading this you are probably not blind."
"The Lion, the Witch and a fabulous fashion sense What did the Lion say to the Witch when she caught him coming out of the wardrobe? ""My sexual preference is Narnia business."""
"My girlfriend said I have a good looking penis She said it was impeckerable"
"[1620] We Indians will bury the hatchet and teach you to farm. *Pilgrims huddle* It's a ruse, this soil looks awful for growing hatchets."
"Breastfeeding in public is a great way to get hit on. Especially if you forget to bring your baby."
"How did the geometry teach kill himself? He used a hypote-""noose"""
"I was addicted to freezing poultry. I had to go cold turkey."
"A guy was running around trying to determine the source of physicians' flatulence He was only following doctors odors."
"What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus"