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Joke of the Day

"Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job? Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic."

"If you name a baby Barbara, the baby turns 50 years old immediately."

"Friend's Fb post: In search of a coat hanger My comment: Are you pregnant or are you locked out of your car? I've been on Twitter too long"

"What does a horny frog say? Rub it- rub it"

"If you're going to carry on a cell phone conversation in the men's room you can count on me to make HORRIBLE noises and flush every two seconds."

"[OC] Why did the mortgage broker go out of business? Because he lost interest."

"Why are gay guys so good at moving? They are used to getting their shit packed"

"I don't like blind jokes... I just don't see the humor in them"

"What did Mary say the first time she changed Jesus' diaper? Holy shit."

"What pier is disliked by almost everybody? Piers Morgan."