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Joke of the Day

"FISHING TRIP Joseph *casting his line*: Son, your mother thinks it's time I tell you- You're agodpted. Jesus *runs across the lake crying*"

"Q: Name the country where the entire population is pissed. A: urination"

"First Monster: I'm so thirsty my tongue's hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!"

"If we all end up going to jail for downloading music...... I at least hope they separate us by music genre."

"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag? Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way."

"Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That's funny Mom. I can't remember either."

"one man six horses. a man was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him. The doctor described his condition as stable."

"Been getting better gas mileage since I decided to turn off my car when I'm crying alone in parking lots."

"Vibrato: Used by fretless players to hide the fact that they are on the wrong pitch."

"One jihadist said to another, ""How many infidels do we kill?"" He answered, ""Allah them"""