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Joke of the Day

"My standards are as high as my pull up bar which is on the ground, in my basement."

"It's bad enough I have to worry about people when I leave my house now I have to contend with Pokemon as well"

"Silly Rabbit, Trix are for a culture of entitled white American children who are systematically fed a diet of high fructose corn syrup."

"Man: ""If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"" Priest: ""No, not if you did not know."" Man: ""Then why did you tell me?"""

"I was going to read a book on the male reproductive system today... ...But, unfortunately, the bookstore informed that it never came."

"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here!"" And the mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi!"""

"Which wrestler's weakness is the rain? Dwayne Johnson"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent."

"I'm going to keep using 'penis' as a verb until someone lets me penis them."

"I have a sexual attraction and fetish for car races I just love getting off to a good start"