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Joke of the Day

"What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not? North Koreans have no Seoul."

"What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel? arggg! thar she blows"

"Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says, ""You man the guns, I'll drive""."

"Barbie sets an unrealistic ideal for young girls. Women can't be doctors."

"Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture."

"Shazam but for telling you the name of someone who's only just been introduced to you 5 minutes ago but you weren't listening."

"Where was the first discovered potato located? In the ground."

"So there was a kidnapping in one of the local schools Teacher woke him up though."

"Headed to the gym. Gonna work on my diptroids. My gluteralids. My quadrapeps. Maybe my trapaceptals. Definitely my vocabulary."

"What's the best part about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag's a plus."