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Joke of the Day

"Shazam but for telling you the name of someone who's only just been introduced to you 5 minutes ago but you weren't listening."

"when girls are mad at you they go on twitter and rt something that is the exact reason they're mad...they find it in under a minute too"

"A German entrepreneur is opening up a new furniture department store. Word is, its going to be called Kikea."

"What is another way of 'saying caught between a rock and a hard place'? Having a threesome with Dwayne Johnson"

"What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores? Give it two test-tickles."

"Two guys are walking when they come across a dog on the sidewalk, licking his balls. One guys says, ""I wish I could do that."" The other guy says, ""You better pet him first to make sure he's friendly."""

"Slogan idea for a Braille company Loads of high quality Braille products, many of which you've never seen before!"

"What do you call people who aren't Christian? Light, because they're massless."

"Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts. ( this joke made me laugh my butt of when i was a kid)"

"Why do black people call each other ""son""? Well, you never know!"