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Joke of the Day

"Where was the first discovered potato located? In the ground."

"The only thing wrong with Bill Cosby was pudding. Pudding his dick where it didn't belong."

"My sex change from male to female My sex change operation from male to female went really well yesterday. It was so successful, I'm still trying to reverse out the fucking hospital car park!"

"What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? Bee-hive yourself !"

"Teacher: Why are you late Joseph? Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Joseph: The sign said ""School Ahead Go Slow!"""

"crime tip: secretley grease a cop's butt befor a car chase so when he slides acros the hood he'll slip off & keep on slidimg down the street"

"3 blondes walk in to a bar you'd think one of them would have seen it"

"Life is that reality show character wearing a leopard print caftan saying ""Yer either gonna love me or hate me, I just tell it like it is"""

"I was pretty nervous doing stand-up in front of a bunch of nudists but then I imagined the crowd in their underwear and it helped so much."

"Isn't swallowing semen technically canibalism? I don't know, I just do it for the taste..."