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Joke of the Day

"What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel? arggg! thar she blows"

"I didn't expect a bug to crawl out of my Meth stash... But it just came out of the blue."

"Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail? THE RETAIL STORE!"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but first the lightbulb must decide to change itself."

"[laser tag] Instructor: Dude, you're not gonna run out of ammo Me [strapping bayonet to the end of gun]: let's just agree to disagree"

"Before & after marriage Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you... After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don't come near me, Paray hatt tuu,"

"Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist? It had concavities..."

"whats black and burns? stevie wonder answering the iron"

"BREAKING: DirecTV subscribers lose The Weather Channel over fee dispute. Luckily, subscribers will keep windows, which they can look out of."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ? Alf all if you don't catch me!"