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Joke of the Day
"Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture."
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"The little old woman who lived in a shoe... ...wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached."
"Just had the following conversation in court Judge: State your name. Me: Not Guilty Judge: What? Me: I had it legally changed. Judge: You're Not Guilty? Me: Thanks, I'm outta here"
"I love being American. Just the other day I ate half my meal, got even fatter, then threw the rest away because f*ck starving people."
"What's the difference between rubber balls and steel balls? Caitlyn Jenner doesn't like to steel balls before she comes"
"What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school? Submitting a stool sample."
"What would the headline read if an average redditor were killed by a venemous spider bite? Brown Recluse Kills White Recluse"
"How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3/5"
"How do you the difference between a blond man and a blond woman? The blond woman will have a higher sperm count."
"Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? The only thing left was de-brie"