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Joke of the Day
"My ex was terrible in bed. I mean she would just lie there... Screaming, ""Noooo!"""
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"I wish chlamydia was as hard to get as it is to spell."
"Where do Grammar Nazis get put on trial? You're*-emburg ^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry... **Edit: obligatory second page post. Can't believe I'm on the second page!**"
"Attention Prayer Warriors: My neighbor left town for a funeral today. Please pray for God to protect & guide me as I steal his barbecue pit."
"What's the difference between an outlaw and an in- law? Outlaws are wanted."
"Have you ever had a female horse escape from the stables into the forest in the late evening? It's a nightmare."
"My Girlfriend thought we should get Friends With Benefits. I dumped her, I can't stand Justin Timberlake."
"Don't use up the last of the milk! Leave just enough in there to piss somebody off."
"Why Don't I Have Laugh Lines? Because I never smile. :("
"Guy tells a psychiatrist he has a fear of commitment. Psychiatrist says, ""There's no need to worry. I only do that in extreme cases."""