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Joke of the Day
"My ex was terrible in bed. I mean she would just lie there... Screaming, ""Noooo!"""
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"Q: What do you call a tree from Tulsa? A: An oakie."
"""I broke my arm!"" Said Napoleon Bone apart"
"Every time you make a typo the errorists win."
"I put a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 inside a Samsung washing machine and now I own a nuclear warhead."
"Ya know...If heat rises.. Heaven just might be hotter than hell."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ""P"" is silent."
"What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter? Thank you for your patients."
"The ""I got your nose"" game is fun to play with kids, but try it on the pharmacist at Target & she'll call security."
"My friend used the term ""bad ass"" for diarrhea. ""You're badass."" ""I'm... diarrhea?"" ""No I meant you are the shit, man."" ""WHAT???"""