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Joke of the Day

"I wish chlamydia was as hard to get as it is to spell."

"Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner? It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border."

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 189,463 times, you're the editor of HuffPo."

"Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says ""I'd like a beer"" And the second says, ""I'd like rum"" They didn't wanna get H20. They were in flint."

"did you hear about the Indian restaurant that ran out of bread? it was a naan issue sorry"

"Reports are indicating that Ivanka Trump may take on some roles of the First Lady. Still no word on who will handle the duties of President."

"What is red and smells like blue Froot Loops? The murder-suicide scene at Toucan Sam's Miami penthouse."

"Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there? The pilot."

"If I ever become president, everyone will recieve a pet unicorn and a midget sidekick."

"Known as the ""one-day insect"" the Mayfly has the shortest lifespan of all organisms... But it still lives longer than my headphones."