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Joke of the Day

"Guy tells a psychiatrist he has a fear of commitment. Psychiatrist says, ""There's no need to worry. I only do that in extreme cases."""

"A gay man introduced himself to me at the bar the other day. He said, ""my name is Richard. But I prefer Dick."""

"TIFU while trying to write a joke Ok so it wasn't today, it was 10 years ago."

"I realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat."

"birds can make their homes in tall treetops and soar at great heights and pigeons are like no thank you i will commute by foot to home depot"

"I'm a psychiatrist studying the relationship between humans and dogs in beastiality You can find me in my lab"

"Boss: You can't drink while you're working! Me: Oh, I'm not working."

"here is no straight way to wash a cucumber."

"According to HR, the boss can come into my office eating a kebab when I've only had an apple for lunch but I can't throw my chair at him"

"I once had a friend named Chance... But he was just too damn unreliable... I'll show myself out, stage right"