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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an outlaw and an in- law? Outlaws are wanted."
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"hundred times Old couple laying in bed. The man turns and tells the woman, ""If you want to have sex, pull on my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull on my dick one hundred times."""
"What is James Bonds code name when he is abroad? +4407"
"Saying Trump can't be an antisemite because his daughter converted to Judaism is like saying he can't be sexist because he married a woman."
"Blood is Thicker than water, but maple syrup is Thicker than blood. Therefore, pancakes are more important than family."
"What did the Irishman say about Batman and Superman's fathers? They were both Martha Fockers"
"When a couple breaks up never believe her story Why? Because only history is reliable."
"On second thought this ""Thug's Life"" tattoo probably shouldn't have been done in Comic Sans."
"Being cremated..... ..... is my last hope for a smoking hot body."
"So a termite walks into a bar. He then proceeds to ask, ""where's the bar tender""?"