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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the president that cheated on his wife with a piece of fruit? He was impeached"
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"An incredible phenomenon of life A pepperoni of radius 'z' and height 'a' has a volume of pizza"
"Why did the Pilgrims pants keep falling down Because his belt buckle was on his hat ..."
"I lost my mood ring yesterday I don't know how I feel about it."
"The advert said, ""Just two pounds a week can help reduce the problem of domestic violence in the UK."" I suppose I could cut down, and only pound the wife twice a week."
"A shampoo manufacturer had an accident. ..he suffered injuries to his head and shoulders."
"Buddha is not a god But he sure looks like he ate one"
"My friend's son wanted to be a ""Super-Pirate"" for his birthday... But after running against the door he discovered that even a ""Super-Pirate"" only needs one eyepatch"
"What do you call a smart pig? Cunningham"
"What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles? Dead in a tunnel."