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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 14 years."
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"Has anyone here seen the Matthew McConaughey movie where he keeps getting grouchy in the early evenings and no one can figure out why...? Failure to Lunch?"
"What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack? Jeez-its"
"How are a piano and a squirrel alike? They both aren't artichokes"
"What's the difference between feminists and sumo wrestlers Sumo wrestlers shave their legs"
"Why does Tom Cruise like Scientology? It's given him a great cult following"
"I wonder if a ghost has ever watched me masturbate."
"Hello it's 911, what's your emergency?"" ""Two boys are fighting over me"" What is the problem with it? ""The ugly one is winning."""
"A couple of camels are walking in the dessert... And I was like: hey get out of my ice cream cake, you camels."
"Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties."