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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a girl and a washer? The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it."

"I finally found out how Asians have an upper hand in video games! Squint your eyes. You see much better, right? Well Asians eyes are always squinted!"

"Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure that's why I sped up."

"Are you a work of art? Because it looks like Picasso painted you."

"A search party sounds like a fun way to look for someone."

"Stereotypes are just like regular types, except every time someone almost kills me, while I'm driving, it's an Asian person."

"""Do you know why I pulled you over?"" *sighs* ""Because I'm a sweater"" ""BECAUSE YOUR A SWE- hehe yeah that's weird but no. Tail light's out."""

"I like my women like I like my wine... 12 years old and locked in a cellar"

"Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!"

"Trump: The less immigrants we bring in the better' .... .... .... ..... Pence: The fewer' .... .... .... Trump: I told you not to call me that yet'"