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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, Roses are blue, Roses are white, Genetics."
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"You know what George Bush and Floyd Mayweather have in common? W."
"I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend but she keeps calling me Seems like I have to drop the bomb twice."
"A bead of sweat forms on my brow. And another. Intensity builds as I decide my future and embrace it. ""I'll take the maple bar, please."""
"In the beginning ... God created the world, and rested. Then God created man, and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested."
"what do you think of the number 4? you mean like on a scale of 1 to 10? stolen from: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/31g6qc/i_am_a_don_hertzfeldt_filmmaker_ama/cq1dzn8"
"Whats the difference between an onion and a hooker? *Dead pan face*, I don't cry when I cut up hookers."
"Why are most Muslims broke all the time? They never understood the concept of piggy banks."
"Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road? Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this"
"Did you hear about the reusable condoms? When you're done, turn them inside out and shake the fuck out of them."