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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the clairvoyant midget that escaped from jail? He's a small medium at large."
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"Attention, guys wearing ""skinny Jeans"", you took the phrase ""getting into her pants"" the wrong way"
"What do you call a Russian on a golf course? Vladimir Puttin'"
"What is the difference between a parrot saying ""E equals M C squared"" and most people saying it? Nothing."
"*son wants to go to water park* *bring him to water park* *starts raining* *he starts crying..because he's getting wet* this is why I drink"
"I got burned by a piece of metal on my pants when I pulled them from the dryer. It was a hot button issue."
"Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?"
"I like to dump Skittles in the toilet and then flush it 'cuz it looks like a little tiny NASCAR race."
"If Trump wins the election and replaces President Obama... ...orange will be the new black."
"As a man of faith, I am upset about the trend of dirty jokes on this subreddit All I'm saying is let's keep it age appropriate for pillow talk here at the rectory."