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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the clairvoyant midget that escaped from jail? He's a small medium at large."

"When life gives you lemons, you should peel one in front of the other lemons. You know... to send a message."

"My favorite thing to do with 4 midget hookers ...is have a threesome."

"I bet ""Fifty Shades of Grey"" won't make that much money because most of the people who want to see it are tied to a bedpost."

"I didn't vote for Trump, but at least Now I get to find out how He's going to Build That Wall and make Mexico pay for it."

"You've cat to be kitten me right meow."

"Is there a Hallmark card for ""I think it's time we try anal""? There should be."

"Small problem with Donald Trump's like logic. Yes Donald, you can build a wall, yes you can make the Mexican's pay for it. But who's gonna build the wall?"

"A leading rabbi has ruled that marijuana is kosher Now we know what kids are gonna be doing for the Jewish High Holidays..."

"What do you find inside a clean nose? Fingerprints"