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Joke of the Day
"What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth? ... a soviet"
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"What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist fuck."
"How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day? When she can't find her pencil and there is a tampon behind her ear."
"Life is like a penis... Life is like a penis, simple, chilled and free. It's women who make it hard... And kids who make it harder."
"Samsung sold me the wrong phone. I bought the S7, but apparently they gave me the C4."
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"The cable company told me they would send a guy out and I need to be home between the hours of 1pm and 2014."
"What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt? A Tank Top"
"What does a bowling ball and your mom have in common? You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter, and they'll always come back."
"If u stand in the pouring grain.... Your gonna get all wheat!"