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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the drummer that just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless."
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"Michael Cera and Jesse Eisenberg bump into each other, say sorry awkwardly, then try to sidestep each other but keep stepping the same way."
"Mom! Mom! ""I want to play with grandpa"" ""Shut up I'm too tired to dig him up right now"""
"""I'm in your city"". me: ok. enjoy it."
"My girlfriend is on her period... She calls me Dracula."
"If the salesman doesn't come with me on the test drive, I just take the car home and wait for them to come get it. I have so many cars now."
"What do reddit admins eat? Everything"
"Found a jelly bean in my skittles like a surprise gift from the Diabetes Fairy."
"What did they do with the Crazy 8's? They put it in Solitaire confinement."
"My relationship is complex because I am real but my S.O. is imaginary"