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Joke of the Day

"What do reddit admins eat? Everything"

"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Not much. It just gave a little whine."

"French joke Why are the streets of France lined with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who ? Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter !"

"Four stages of my life: 1. Life is beautiful. 2. What is twitter? 3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life?"

"I'll have you know my grandfather was killed by a Nazi. He committed suicide"

"Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !"

"What's the most depressed thing in the bathroom? The toilet. It always takes all the shit."

"Little sister to brother in bed: ""Hey, you are better at this than Daddy."" ""Yes, Mummy says so too!"""

"I asked my wife if we could do 68 tonight. She'd blow me, and I'd owe her one."