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Joke of the Day

"If the salesman doesn't come with me on the test drive, I just take the car home and wait for them to come get it. I have so many cars now."

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"A scientist and a philosopher..."
"I hear China has abandoned it's one child policy, which is great news. I never could eat just the one"
"Why were the coal miners confident of Theodore Roosevelt ? He threatened their boss to use his big stick."