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Joke of the Day
"Why did the poor dog chase his tail? Because he was trying to make both ends meet."
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"CANADIAN: im a canadian DATE: cool i've never met a comedian befor CANADIAN: [is too polite to corect them, dedicates entire life to comedy]"
"What does Kim Jong-un have in common with gingers? No Seoul."
"Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter? A: An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth."
"What did the beach boys play at their reunion show? Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger."
"What do Brooklyn and pantyhose have in common? Flatbush."
"Why do women fake orgasms? they think we care!"
"How do you call a hearing-impaired duck? **HEY DUCK!!!!!**"
"My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She was livid: ""What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"""
"What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget? Tom Cruise"