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Joke of the Day

"Why do women fake orgasms? they think we care!"

"I tried to get into the knife sharpening academy I didn't make the cut."

"What is the difference between pot and pussy? If you can smell the pussy across the room, it's probably not the good stuff."

"Why did the religious person give up smoking? Because God hates fags."

"I had to quit my job at the helium factory. No one talks to me like that."

"I think 90% of the software on my computer doesn't do anything except send me notices that there's a new version of itself."

"What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot."

"What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. But, I still can't figure out how they got in there."

"What do you call a potato in space? Spudnik"