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Joke of the Day
"Why do women fake orgasms? they think we care!"
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"What did Sweet Potato Yahweh say? I yam that I yam."
"Q: How much does it cost to get married Dad? A: I don't know son I'm still paying for it."
"Wind In The Willows: Choosing Nicknames: Ratty: I'll be The Ratster! Toad: I'll be The Toadster! Mole: I'll be The Molest... I'll be Moley."
"Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years? It was stuffed."
"Did you hear about the deformed linebacker? He had 4 sacks."
"What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles? Natasha Ramenoff"
"Jews are so insecure... they constantly remind us their country isreal."
"1) Bake cake. 2) Don't cut it into pieces. 3) Eat the whole thing. 4) Claim I ate ""only one piece of cake."""
"Wanna hear a Bill Cosby joke? Drink this first."