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Joke of the Day
"What do Brooklyn and pantyhose have in common? Flatbush."
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"What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A woman that won't do what she's told."
"Does anyone else's belt turn into a Rubik's cube when they have to piss like a racehorse?"
"[creation] GOD: So how do you like the flying? PENGUIN: Meh it's no big deal GOD: Oh is that right"
"Can I homeless person a cigarette off someone"
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