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Joke of the Day

"What does Kim Jong-un have in common with gingers? No Seoul."

"There were over 14,000 wars before McDonalds launched the Dollar Menu. Since launching it, there's only been 32. Those are just the facts."

"""I want the box where I poop to smell like my poop or else I won't want to poop there. Whoa whoa, not THAT much like my poop! Jesus!"" - cats"

"So I guess these Brazillian jokes aren't happening Neymar?"

"What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison? One's a pro, and one's a con."

"I've come to the conclusion that these Paul Walker jokes aren't funny... Cause I called his family and told them 5 of my BEST ones. They didn't laugh at ANY of them."

"Why don't Asians make good Knights? Because then there would be a chink in the armor."

"I told my doctor that i broke my arm in two places He told me to stop going to those places"

"Has anyone seen the new Ebola video ? I heard it went viral."

"Apparently googling ""how to get suspended with pay"" from my work computer is frowned on by my employer."