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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the new yoga joke? It's kind of a stretch..."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !"

"I'm struggling to think of a name for this new app that compares acid and mushrooms. Sadly ""Tripadvisor"" is taken"

"Child twister: ""I can't tear up that farmhouse, Dad"" Dad twister: ""Come on son we're Kansas tornadoes, not Kan'tsas tornadoesn'ts"""

"I came out of the gym the other day and someone asked me, ""How have you got that body?"" I said, ""I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."""

"I don't do cocaine... I just like the smell."

"Accidentally got in the 10 items or less line with 11 items again, so I made two separate transactions so I wouldn't piss anyone off."

"A baby seal walks into a club. please dont hate me"

"A lot of guys found Princess Leia attractive... ...but for me she ticks Alderaan boxes."

"Why are there so many Mike Tysons on my news feed today...? ""May the forth be with you"""