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Joke of the Day

"Prostitutes are like the Elves from Lord of the Rings When you know them well enough they tell you their true name"

"Court Comedy In a courtroom, where tensions are high... Judge: Order! Order in the court! Plaintiff: I'll take a ham on rye."

"What did the dick say to the condom Go away, you make sex less pleasurable and have a higher than acceptable risk of breaking."

"Why didn't the math teacher sin? Cosecant."

"What do you call the money a prostitute makes? Incum"

"If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong"

"The way I react when my alarm clock goes off can best be described as ""17-year-old girl being denied a curfew extension."""

"I Feel Really Safe There are police helicopter circling my house."

"*Moses opens tablet* You have TEN unread commandments."

"I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger then it hit me!"