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Joke of the Day

"That ends your training. You're now a GameStop employee. Any questions? ""What do I do if a girl comes in"" Err *boss scrambles thru manual*"

"how is an antivirus similar to porn? You don't have to pay for it."

"A plane full of redditors crashed... Is an impossible statement because a plane full of redditors wouldn't even be able to take off in the first place."

"Apparently Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it."

"I almost had a threesome yesterday... i just needed two more people."

"""I can't wait to move back to Mexico."" -No Juan, ever"

"british waiter: what topping would ye fancy on yer pizza? british guy: tea british waiter: jolly good choice [both laugh britishingly]"

"A rabbi walks into a bar with a frog on one shoulder ... The bartender says, ""Hey, where'd you get that?"" And the frog says, ""Brooklyn, der's hundreds of um."""

"What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you? The cure"

"It's my birthday tomorrow - in lieu of charitable donations, please send gifts."