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Joke of the Day

"That ends your training. You're now a GameStop employee. Any questions? ""What do I do if a girl comes in"" Err *boss scrambles thru manual*"

"I killed my wife because I heard mourning sex was so great."

"Past, present, and future walk into a bar It was tense."

"Every time the grocery baggers ask if I want help to my car, I feel like telling them yes and climbing in the cart."

"Last night, I woke up to the ghost of Gloria Gaynor in my room. At first I was afraid, I was petrified..."

"When you anticipate, you make an ant out of I, ci and pate."

"What animal is best at playing hide and seek? The airplane."

"I can only handle girls that are a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, or 10 on the hotness scale. Cause 7 ate 9 so they're probably not interested in me."

"My girlfriend told me stop singing wonderwall. I said maaaaybe...."

"Brexit There is a new slimming product in town. It is called Brexit. It'll help you lose a lot of pounds."