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"What should you call a bald teddy ? Fred bear !"
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"Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea? Because proper tea is theft."
"I, for one, am proud of Donald Trump for paying those hookers to pee on each other. He finally paid a contractor"
"[approaches outdoor cafe holding balloon w/face drawn on it] Hello table for two ple- [large gust carries balloon away] OH NO MY WIFE"
"How to scare burglars off. First, put pictures on the wall of you with a tiger. Second, put a cat litter box in your hall and sh!t in it."
"Did you know Jesus had a Ford That's why he walked everywhere"
"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge asks, ""First offender?"" She replied: ""No, first a Gibson, and then a Fender."""
"Helen Keller wouldnt know what a dick was if it hit her in the face."
"2017 Resolution: spend more quality time with my son *son begins describing his 500 new Pokemon cards* Well, there's always next year"
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels."