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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a politician and a tiger? One of them is a big puss"
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"If you're going to a wedding this weekend and you see a random stranger dancing his nut off on the dance floor, I'm sorry, I lost a bet."
"Men's briefs that are two sizes too big are just ""whities"" I suppose."
"A man named Zwayne walks into a bar. ""Arrgh, fucking hell! Who put that bastarding bar there?"""
"You know why those automatic sensor sinks save water? Because none of them fucking work"
"I once dated a girl who had 12 nipples. Sounds pretty crazy, dozentit?"
"i'm fat but at least i'm not ""my facebook profile picture is a pokemon"" fat"
"What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They're both en route to uranus to wipe out the klingons"
"Drinking Light Beer is like going down on your sister.. it tastes the same, but just isn't right."
"Oh, I see. ""Adam and Steve"" is gay, but ""Adam dates his own rib"" is perfectly acceptable."