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Joke of the Day

"You wanna hear a joke about Ebola? You probably won't get it."

"What do the Superbowl and the OJ Simpson Saga have in common? They both feature a slow, old, white bronco."

"What did the cervix say when the penis asked about the sex party? If you're in, hymen!"

"*calls 911* Hey, I found some big guns. *Cops surround the house. I come outside flexing and get shot 263 times.*"

"I went to the zoo. So I went to the zoo last week. It was such a bad experience. I paid 20 bucks and there was only 1 animal there. A dog. It was a shit zoo."

"Ad in the classifieds: Trade cute Doberman Dog for orthopedic hand."

"Where do admins go for summer break? Banned camp."

"Marriage is nature's way of preventing people from fighting with strangers."

"Why do baby clothes have pockets? I've never heard a baby say: ""cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"""

"Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder. Thank God I was on the third step."