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Joke of the Day
"What did the cervix say when the penis asked about the sex party? If you're in, hymen!"
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"Did you hear about that new restaurant on the moon? It has great food, but it has no atmosphere."
"""I have to poop"" ~What teenagers say when they don't want to do something you've asked them to do"
"Pythagoras was a skeptic... ...but now he believes in angles"
"I'm a homeless romantic"
"How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem? Simple! He just worked it out with a pencil!"
"Q: What did one angel say to the other? A: ""Halo."""
"I'm writing a self-help book about always doing your best. Working title: ""Bestiality"""
"President George W. Bush was once informed that 4 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. He responded, ""How many is a brazilian?"""
"What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy? ""Make me one with everything."""