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Joke of the Day

"a wise man once said to me: ""why are u doing that? why do u exist? why are we talkimg?"" a whats man once said to me: ""what ar"

"A good book is like a good puppy. Both are easy to pick up but hard to put down."

"Life is like a bowl of soup You only get blown if you're hot"

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because every time she gets to 69 she gets a little frog stuck in her throat."

"Why did the chicken cross the pathway? By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012."

"My grandfather's favorite joke Q: How do you make a Peking Duck? A: Throw a brick at him. As my grandfather would say, ""That's as funny as a crutch."""

"Two peanuts were walking down the street... And one was a salted"

"What does a walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal."

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of co-ordination? HAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD EYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I used to do the ""hokey pokey""... But I turned myself around."