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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the pathway? By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012."
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"Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!"
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"Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life? A statistician."
"Two Flordia football players have been suspended for Saturday's game vs. Tennessee for refusing to take a urine test... I guess you might say urine or your out."
"""Your name is Duck?"" It's Doug. ""Yeah. Duck"" Doug. ""Duck?"" DouGGG ""Got it. Duck"" Go fuGG yourself ""Haha. Classic Duck"""
"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck. I'm sorry."
"[Trapped on a Island] *Message in a bottle* ""Please send help!"" *Gets message back, months later* ""Linda invited you to play Candy Crush"""
"what do you call a gay dinosaur? megasoreass"