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Joke of the Day
"What does a walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal."
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"Why is Hellen Keller a bad driver? Because she is dead."
"What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken sees a salad"
"Stop bragging about your 10,000 lakes, Minnesota. You don't hear Iowa going on and on about its 12,000 smells."
"My friends accused me of making jokes about David Bowie I said ""Oh no, not me"""
"What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."
"Best Comebacks If you want my comeback you can scrape it off your mother's teeth (leave more in the comments)"
"My girlfriend is always such a sourpuss. Maybe I should stop using lemon flavored condoms."
"What do you have.... ...when you have one green ball in your right hand, and one green ball in your left hand. Answer: Complete control of the Jolly Green Giant."
"I'm writing this from the hospital Don't worry! The doctors say I'm going to be OK but I must warn you. The Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name!"