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Joke of the Day
"A good book is like a good puppy. Both are easy to pick up but hard to put down."
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"What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride? A Cruci-fixie."
"[at the pet store] Me: I'd like a baby lizard please [later at home] Me: isn't he cute? Wife [heavily pregnant]: I said a baby monitor"
"How many Freudian slips does it take to change a lightboob?"
"5 DAYS AGO I was bit by a spider, and STILL, no super-powers. Comics lie."
"Do you hear about the 2 Irish gays? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael."
"Do not judge a book by its cover, unless there's a Swastika on the cover"
"What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel."
"There should be an MtF superhero group. They would be the Ex-Men."
"If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive then you should try swimming with sharks. Cost me an arm and a leg."