192008
Joke of the Day
"Life is like a bowl of soup You only get blown if you're hot"
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"A Russian went for an eye check up. The doctor showed him some letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY ""Can you read this?"" The Russian responds, ""Read? I even know this guy. He's my cousin."""
"Why did the banker leave his job? he lost interest"
"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar!"
"I like my women like I like my cars Black, loud, heavy, and full of gas."
"If apples grow on an apple tree, where do chickens grow? A poultry"
"First off I want to commend you for taking part in credit counselling. Now, under assets you wrote ""like an onion"". Can you clarify?"
"I wasn't good enough for you in high school but suddenly after 5 kids a husband and 3 boyfriends I'm starting to look good eh?"
"Is it okay to not like a certain race? My friends want me to run a 10k with them, but I want to run a 5k."
"I could not have been the first to figure this out? soo. Wetty Fap ;)"