183312

Joke of the Day

"I purchased a gross of condoms... There were only 140 in the box! Ruined my whole weekend."

"I went to see my drug dealer last week, he had some cheap trainers for sale. They were nice so I thought I'd get myself a pair. I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping for days!!"

"I saw a sign that said ""hiring carpenters"" My brother said ""let's be honest, that should say 'hiring Mexicans.'"""

"Why can't a bike stand on it's own? Because it is two tired."

"Someone just stole my lemon loaf.... Out of everything that happened today, they really took the cake"

"Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken."

"did you hear about what happened to Nike online shop It shut down by a d-dos"

"Postal workers are some of the most innovative people around They really push the envelope."

"If I could have dinner with anybody, living or dead, I'd have pizza."

"Did you hear about the guy who designed the monorail? He had a one track mind."